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riddle-my-hiddles:

young-avenger-wiccan:

my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” 

how in the fuck

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thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

prettyparamore:

The Amity Affliction - Pittsburgh

prettyparamore:

The Amity Affliction - Pittsburgh

What a fucking nerd
— Me talking about someone I love (via guy)
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americangirlbritishlove:

/ / I F Y O U L I V E H E R E H O W D O Y O U D O I T? / /

americangirlbritishlove:

/ / I F Y O U L I V E H E R E H O W D O Y O U D O I T? / /

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no offense but i want to set you on fire

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queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 
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